Many people have said severally that they loved to do away with a friend or another but found it difficult to do so.
Imagine this guy who have been hanging around like a vampire at a blood donor centre since your university day! This guy owes you a couple of hundred bucks, he never returns the designer T-shirts he borrows and tries to chat up your woman! He gossips about you at your back and when confronted handle it with levity or deny out rightly in the face of clear evidence.
He/ She has taken you for granted since you are too polite to dump the parasite. Find below four different approaches you can adopt in order to ditch the sucker for good.
- Be Blunt
Take your subtlety from a brick and come right out with your reasons for getting rid of him-man –to-man, face-to face. If confidence is your problem, rent Life’ on either DVD or others and study the techniques Martin Lawrence uses to show Eddie Murphy the pain in the butt the latter was. Remember to keep eye contact , point your finger and raise your voice as you reach the end of each sentence. Wearing a Dark shade (sun glass) and a face cap are optional for optimal effect.
- The Sneaky Cheat
The keyword here is ‘cheat’. Using foul means only , humiliate him in the rendezvouz with a host of other pals. Attempting to seduce his girlfriend add effectiveness to this approach . It is important to keep your debonair charm throughout the whole process as your soon –to –be-ex-mate sulks in the shadows. This dump –a-friend technique is recommended for the friend who is conscious of his social image.
- The Gutless Coward
If you can’t be a wily fox, then be a chicken instead. You can get rid of your mate by running away from him-as you all know , bravery is an overrated quality.
Simply divert his phone calls to an obscure number that no one picks or better still , bar his calls. Job switching and moving to another city helps out. If the desperado keeps coming , there is always the option of plastic surgery.
- The Urban Wit
Borrow red-hot quotations from a contemporary geniuses and quote from ancient philosophers, studying them hard enough to shoot lines faster than CLINT EASTWOOD can empty shells in a gun. Memorise these lines ; it is better to be beautiful than to be good but it is better to be good than to be UGLY! Use it when next you see your friend and watch in delight as he BURST in tears and leaves the country.